No, I’m not snorting crack, I am drugfree although my coworker, Marc, jokingly suspects otherwise.
He says I always look “zoned-out” and I tend to make stupid errors a lot, which makes me look clutzy and obviously that means I’m high out of my mind.
Then I joked about my past career as a cocaine dealer and he…he’s ridiculous. But he cracks me up.
I do zone-out a lot though. I’m pretty absentminded…I rarely know where I am/what streets I took to get somewhere…I can never remember names….etc. I just go into my head a lot and block everything else out, especially at work.
People are ridiculous, so instead of hating them, I ignore them.
Anyway, work today was ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.