I can’t believe my birthday is tomorrow because October seems to have come and gone so quickly. I did my best to enjoy October, although I didn’t get to watch all the Halloween movies I wanted to because my work schedule is so hectic. I also wasn’t able to go apple picking or carve a pumpkin, but I’ll try to do those things next year!
Anyway…aside from a family birthday dinner, I don’t have anything special planned this year. I’d like to go to the city this weekend but we’ll see how it goes. In the meantime, I thought it’d be fun to revisit my birthday posts on my blog since I’ve written birthday posts since 2013! Time really does fly…
I hope y’all had a wonderful Halloween and I hope November is going well so far for you! Today is my last day of work and I’m working like 12 hours, so my birthday tomorrow will be extra sweet since it’ll be a well-deserved break. After today I should have more time to write so there will be more blog posts coming soon!
As of yesterday, I am officially ancient.
Farewell to the days when I am called a minor condescendingly. As a legal adult, I am allowed liberties that I did not have yesterday.
I decided to celebrate my ancientness by writing eighteen plus one new things I can do now that I’m eighteen. The plus one thing is for good luck. Yay.
Now That I’m An Adult I Have The Privilege To…
1. Go to jail
2. Be registered as a sex offender
3. Go to bars (but only in foreign countries and Puerto Rico) and grind on attractive people
4. Get a hotel room for the sexy nights with the attractive people I met at the bars
5. Marry my lover from the bar and adopt a child, then get a divorce
6. Call and order useless crap from informercials
7. Open my own bank account and get insurance
8. Donate blood
10. Finally get the “naked man with huge cock” tattoo on my bicep and pierce my nipps
11. Enlist in the army
12.File a lawsuit/be sued
13. Buy porn or better yet, become a porn star
14. Legally change my name to something sexier/sluttier, like Margarita Wilde
15. Gamble away my paychecks from Smashburger/my porn star career
16. Get a lotto ticket and win big bucks to pay off my debt from gambling
17. Sign legal documents
18. Become a bartender
19. Be considered an adult for the rest of my freaking life
Being a legal adult is all that I had hoped it would be.